Slick Rick – The Great Adventures of Slick Rick is one of the best British rap albums of all time. His effortless flows and explicit witty wordplay is what makes this album so hilarious and humourous. And one of the most memorable hip hop/rap albums. This is one of the most brehsive hip hop/rap albums of 1988. Slick Rick said some of the most quotable and hilarious shit throughout the entire album. One would think this a comedy rap album or a novelty act. But Slick Rick is far from a novelty act. He is the clear definition of a rapper and what a rapper should be. Slick Rick proved that he was here to stay during the 80s and 90s. He proved that he was not only a good rapper, but a good comedian as well.

If you’re looking for an album with provocative offensive humor and a breath of fresh air away from today’s woke society and cancel culture, then Slick Rick – The Great Adventures of Slick Rick is the perfect album for you.

Treat Her Like a Prostitute is the clear definition of comedy rap with the cartoonish foley sound effects, effortless flows, explicit witty wordplay, and hilarious jokes. The song is an oldie but goodie in every category. Now the song is quite misogynistic as the subject matter would ruffle feminist feathers. The song title is a dead giveaway to that statement. He proved that he was not only a good rapper, but a good comedian as well.

Slick Rick said some of the most quotable and hilarious shit throughout the entire song. Below is a list of lyrics that were hilarious, quotable, and memorable.

Here’s an oldie but goodie
Hit it

Excuse me (what?) Can I have your attention?
There’s just a few things that I’ve got to mention
There’s girlies out here that seem appealing
But they all come in your life and cold hurt your feelings

Treat ’em like a prostitute
Don’t treat no girlie well until you’re sure of the scoop
‘Cause all they do is they hurt and trample

Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts
Telling all your friends about your family thoughts
One friend was drunk so he starts to act wild
He tells the truth about the kid, “It’s not your child”
Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk

You open up your door and stand in a trance
You see the mailman’s bag and the mailman’s pants

These were the most hilarious one-liners Rick said during the song.

Your wife went berserk while you was hard at work
Love is blind, so there goes your wealth
Give her everything ’cause you swear she’s worth it
‘Cause all they do is they hurt and trample
And she led him on and tried to please him
The bitch don’t deserve it
Treat ’em like a prostitute
The thought alone makes your temperature boil
There’s the mailman, he was short yet stout
And today she’s ready and she’s hot, hot, hot
She calls you Twinkles and you call her Rover
Take off your rubber and there’s one more inside her

The most hilarious and comedic part of Verse 2 is when Slick Rick raps the lyrics “You see the mailman’s dick way up your wife’s throat” followed by a cartoonish boing sound effect which appears at the 2:20 duration mark. That is the most hilarious part of the song which is both comedic and shocking.

Gather around party goers as if you’re still livin’ and get on down to the old Slick rhythm. It’s a mere party booster that will set things clear. The Ruler’s Back is a song that proved Slick Rick was here to stay throughout the 80s and 90s. The way he uses his British accent will make you feel wiggly and jiggly.

It’s a mere party booster that will set things clear. It’s a hundred percent proof from champions of truth. And if you feel you need spirit, Slick Rick will bring back your youth. Relax your mind and unwind, folks. And be kind to a rhythm that you hardly find. And off we go. Let the trumpets blow. Well hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro. The Ruler’s back. Slick Rick had made his return to Nottingham, England, UK.

The most hilarious part of the song was the beginning of Verse 3 when Slick Rick said these lyrics in a mimicky accent. “Like Pee Wee Herman and Clubhouse Treats” This will certainly make you laugh. The way he uses his British accent will make you feel wiggly and jiggly.

Slick Rick said some of the most quotable and hilarious shit throughout the entire song. Below is a list of lyrics that were hilarious, quotable, and memorable.

Gather ’round party goers as if your still livin’
And get on down to the old Slick rhythm
Now this one here is called the Ruler my dear
It’s a mere party booster that will set things clear
It’s a hundred percent proof from champions of truth
And if you feel you need spirit I’ll bring back your youth
Relax your mind, and folks unwind
And be kind to a rhythm that you hardly find
And off we go, let the trumpets blow
Well hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler’s back

Gather ’round party goers as if you’re still livin’
And get on down to the old Slick rhythm
Now this one here is called the Ruler my dear
It’s a mere party booster that will set things clear
It’s a hundred percent proof from champions of truth

And off we go, let the trumpets blow
Well hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler’s back

Now one day when I was chillin’ at this outside jam
I seen folks havin’ a ball and plus clappin’ their hands
To beats of records that conquer the streets
Like Pee Wee Herman and Clubhouse Treats

Relax your mind, and folks unwind
And be kind to a rhythm that you hardly find

So off we go, let the trumpets blow
And hold on because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler’s back

He said “Hallelujah, kids hear this
The Ruler’s back and he’s here to assist”
So off we go, let the trumpets blow
And hold on because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler’s back

Now I’m not the type that gets upset
Try to disrespect folks just to earn respect

To beats of records that conquer the streets
Like Pee Wee Herman and Clubhouse Treats

And just when you thought nothing couldn’t get better
A news flash concealed in a bright yellow letter

These were the most hilarious one-liners Rick said during the song.

And hold on because the driver of the mission is a pro
Try conquering my crown and that’s really very silly
So off we go, let the trumpets blow
Hallelujah, kids hear this
And be kind to a rhythm that you hardly find
Relax your mind, and folks unwind
It’s a mere party booster that will set things clear
Like Pee Wee Herman and Clubhouse Treats
Fresh clothes on their butts and nothing out of fashion
I seen folks havin’ a ball and plus clappin’ their hands
Everyone in the house looks smashin’
And just when you thought nothing couldn’t get better
Revenge is not a mission that the Ruler’s on

Indian Girl (An Adult Story) showcased his effortless flows and witty wordplay which made this song so hilarious, humourous, and explicit. Undoubtedly the song has explicit adult themes that are considered provocative and offensive to those who are snowflakes and fainthearted. Definitely not for the woke crowd.

Slick Rick said some of the most quotable and hilarious shit throughout the entire song. Below is a list of lyrics that were hilarious, quotable, and memorable.

Well, he was playing with her titties, they were soft not lumpy
And then he cracked the legs like Humpty-Dumpty
He’s fucking, sucking, also finger popping
He had no intention of stopping
Crazy fun, he did not want to leave

So, he started touching her and coming out strong
Whispering sweet nothings and singing a song

He rode her till the morning
He rode that ass till the pussy started yawning

He closed the curtain and also the doors
The next thing you knew it was off with those drawers

These were the most hilarious one-liners Rick said during the song.

It seemed like her ego was way over flooded
The next thing you knew it was off with those drawers
Well, he was playing with her titties, they were soft not lumpy
Next thing you know she was acting retarded
He rode that ass till the pussy started yawning
He took off his clothes he wanted to leave this place
His head was between her tits and he could barely breathe
Meanwhile he was riding her with crazy force
But first he wanted to see the vagina face to face

Slick Rick told a fascinating tale of an encounter with a beautiful young woman in a pizza parlour in Downtown Manhattan on the song Mona Lisa. Rick offers to buy her a slice of pizza.

Well, it was one of those days with not much to do. Slick Rick was chillin’ downtown with his old school crew. He went into a store to buy a slice of pizza and bumped into a girl. Her name was Mona Lisa. “Excuse me, dear. My gosh. you look nice! Put away your money, I’ll buy that slice!” She said, “Thanks. I’d rather a slice of you. I’m just kidding, but that’s awfully nice of you.”

The compliment showed she had a mind in her. And when he smiled, he almost blinded her. She said, “Great Scott! Are you a thief? Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth” So Rick told Mona Lisa, “No child, I work hard for the money And calling me a thief? Please! Don’t even try it. Sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet.” She almost got cut short when she tried to disrespect The Grand Wizard.

Mona Lisa tells Slick Rick about herself next after getting called out for disrespecting him. She said, “Well I got courage, and I don’t like porridge. I’ve never been to college, but I’ve got crazy knowledge. Over eighteen and my eyes are green. I wear more gold than that man on A-Team. Trim, slim, and I’m also light skinned. Best believe Mona’s a virgin.” Eventually his friend came and started reminding him that he should know better to consort with young ghetto minded women. Mona Lisa begins to feel a sense of extreme pain and loss as Slick Rick begins to depart from the area.

Slick Rick said some of the most quotable and hilarious shit throughout the entire song. Below is a list of lyrics that were hilarious, quotable, and memorable. However most of this shit he was rapping was more memorable.

Well, it was one of those days, not much to do
I was chillin’ downtown with my old school crew
I went into a store to buy a slice of pizza

A virgin?! Honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me she’s a virgin — with her yay wide gap

R – ravishing, I – impress
C — courageous or careless
K — for the Kangols which I’ve got that I wear everyday
And Y — Why not?

These were the most hilarious one-liners Rick said during the song.

And calling me a thief? Please! Don’t even try it
And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!

Kit (What’s the Scoop?) showcased Rick’s storytelling. The song was about Slick Rick tracking down the person who stole crown and jewelry.

Someone stole Slick Rick’s crown. So he asks his sidekick and assistant Kit to radio the chief of police and get a report because this thief has to be caught. The Chief of Police said, “Welp I’m sorry, Ricky D, cause I really can’t help.” Feeling disappointed, Rick decided to take a long walk. He told kit to put his scan on all these rappers in New York City. Kit tells Rick, “If I get a word you’ll definitely be the first to know.” Well he felt really uptight that night.

His producer Vance Wright calls Slick Rick to tell him that he knows who stole his crown. “Rick, it’s Vance Wright. Throw on your clothes, I found ’em. They’re down town. Someone’s havin’ a concert and they’re using your crown.” Vance was able to identify his crown by the scratches. Slick Rick asks Kit what’s the scoop on his crown.

They stopped by McDonald’s to get something to eat.There they skipped the line and the crowd started to break. Slick Rick orders a Big Mac and a strawberry shake. Someone snatched him by his neck unexpected and injected him with something. Then that person threw a bag over Rick’s head. Rick felt weak and couldn’t stand. Naturally he fell unconscious. Next he was being thrust inside a van. When he awoke, he was in a room with this lady. “So you’re the boss, Rick Rick with all the clout?” Rick demanded to know what this was all about and he was all tied up.

As she left the room, this was his one chance for hope. He used his watch lighter to burn away the rope. An alarm was alerted. Rick made a flying leap through the window and it hurt. Someone threw a knife in his direction. Rick ran as he was scared for his life. Stranded and raw, he saw a phone not far. He radioed in to his supadelic car. Rick gets inside a night club only to be accosted by tight security. However security was the softest as Rick came in with some cannons and bumrushed the office. He eventually apprehends the thief and receives his crown back. He handcuffed this thief because the thief could not be trusted. Then Rick went on the mic and warmed up the techniques to show he ain’t soft. The crowd was up and this is how it started off.

Lick the Balls was the hilarious and provocative closer of the album that was very adult theme. This song was a good way to close out the album. Rick said some of the most hilarious and quotable shit throughout the duration of the song.

Slick Rick said some of the most quotable and hilarious shit throughout the entire song. Below is a list of lyrics that were hilarious, quotable, and memorable.

Excuse me, I’m trying to earn a mere buck or two
A solemn rapper come in — and who the fuck are you?
Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur

Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls?
This one the DJ calls… lick the balls!

Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods
Don’t worry about a thing cause Ricky Rick is bringing home the goods

Now every time I write dope raps they come kicking it
Now you know the title of this, so start licking it
Lips kicking it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it
So when you think you’re prepared, I keep sticking it
Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light

Now every time I write dope raps they come kicking it
Now you know the title of this, so start licking it
Lips kicking it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it
So when you think you’re prepared, I keep sticking it
Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light
Now who the one you’re trying to be like with all your might
And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race
Best give me space before I fly in their fucking face
Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods
Don’t worry about a thing cause Ricky Rick is bringing home the goods
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls?
This one the DJ calls… lick the balls!

These were the most hilarious one-liners Rick said during the song.

Don’t worry hun you’re hitting ’em harder than a fucking brick
Act trife, I’ll let my dog go fuck ya wife
This one the DJ calls… lick the balls!
Lips kicking it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it
Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods
Best give me space before I fly in their fucking face
The girls you worship are some tramps and want to see me slam
Shit on mother fuckers and I tell them who the fuck I am
Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word
I’m back on a mission and this time I’m gonna anchor right
Back slap you all down like y’all were dominoes
So be my friend and don’t pretend you will not be forgiven

I rate this album 5/5*****!!