Review: Joker The Bailbondsman – Bipolar

Joker The Bailbondsman – Bipolar is a classic Alaska rap album/Alaskan rap album which only real OG Alaskans know about that was released during 2004. Joker did it the biggest as he was the biggest rap star out of the AK. Joker was always on his grind. Who knew Anchorage rap could be so dope? Alaska rap/Alaskan rap album is sorely overlooked. This album was more commercial sounding and club oriented than his previous albums.

Ladies Coming Over is about the all the ladies who are coming to Joker The Bailbondsman’s house to party. There was a music video for Ladies Coming Over which was seldomly played on BET’s BET Uncut in 2004.

Joker The Bailbondsman has some ladies coming over to his house this evening. All of these fine ladies home come to Joker The Bailbondsman’s house to party and drink on Hennessy. They are smoking tree’s in Anchorage at night. They are about to get into some freaky shit before they leave Joker The Bailbondsman’s house.

Money In A Ziploc Bag was the dope classic that was played in clubs across the state of Alaska back in 2004. Money In A Ziploc Bag briefly put Alaska rap/hip hop on the map. This was the edited version and not the dirty version people demanded for. There was a music video for Money In A Ziploc Bag which was seldomly played on BET’s BET Uncut in 2004.

You can hear pain and anger in Bizzy Bone’s verse the same time. His verse was the unique and poetic verse on the song. The lyrics to his verse, which was Verse 1, went like this.

I don’t give a fuck if you from Cali
You don’t wanna see Bizzy Bone in a deep dark alley
In a row where the hood go you know
When we burn the clubs and get at it
Drunker than a yiddy mop splitty mop
See them in the club and we hit em with the big shit
Big enough for the wig split, big weed and big chips
Mo nuts, mo gunz, more heart, no love for them sharks momma
Hit em with the mini mack and its like that
Tell him bring on the drama, drama
Said its all about the karma, I don’t know
But maybe if you digged inside you will find a reminder of all your life
Times is tough, and if your up then nuff said
I don’t give a fuck, I don’t give a fuck
Come along the way and ill be there when they all are gone
Said I would lay some more heat yeah yeah
Well then in this case well then I will say that beneath me my life is hard
Tell them I was destined with two heats in the book of psalms
Tell them I was destined with two heats in the book of psalms

Bizzy Bone don’t give a fuck if you are from Cali or wherever else you are from. You don’t wanna see Bizzy Bone in a deep dark alley in a row where the hood goes, you know. Especially when they burn the clubs and get at it drunker than a yiddy mop/splitty mop. See them in the club as they hit theem with the big shit. Big enough for the wig split. Big weed and big chips. No love for them sharks, momma.

Joker The Bailbondsman explains how people want to see him fall and fail at life in his song called Loser’s Bracket. The guitar makes the song dark and very bleak sounding. Loser’s Bracket is one of the darker songs on the album. The song used samples from Brotha Lynch Hung – 24 Deep and dope ass sample from that part in the movie called Juice.

I rate this album 5/5*****!

Review: Joker The Bailbondsman – Gather Near, Joker’s Here!!

Joker The Bailbondsman – Gather Near, Joker’s Here!! is a classic Alaska rap album/Alaskan rap album which only real OG Alaskans know about. Most people don’t have the album because the album was released on CD and cassette only by the Anchorage, Alaska based record label Inlet City Records in 1997. CDs were compulsory for all musical wants and needs back then. That’s why this album is so hard to find. Joker did it the biggest as he was the biggest rap star out of the AK. Joker was always on his grind. Who knew Anchorage rap could be so dope? Alaska rap/Alaskan rap album is sorely overlooked. Those G-Funk style basslines and synths make the album enjoyable to listen to.

So much dank is filled with those dope G-Funk style basslines, chords, and synths. The basslines are what make the song stand out the most. The song goes hard. Now only real OG Alaskans know about this song.

Fantasies of an erection is one of those low quality rap songs which can be considered karaoke rap due to the quality in Joker’s vocals. The song Fantasies of an erection is about the wet dream Joker had about fucking this bitch. The song is an Anchorage version of Klondike Kat – Check Yo Bitch and Too $hort – Freaky Tales.

Do what you do uses those dope whirly organ chords you would hear in church or an orchestra. Those whirly organ chords have a warped effect to them. All to make the song more captivating.

Stuck in a cell (Baby J live from McLaughlin Youth Center) is an Anchorage classic. For those who don’t know, Alaska was bout it. Only real OG Alaskans know about this song. Baby J was incarcerated at the McLaughlin Youth Center at the time song was recorded. Unsurprisingly the low is very low quality.

Niggas aint ready for this explains how niggas aren’t ready for Joker The Bailbondsman’s style of rap. Joker did it the biggest as he was the biggest rap star out of the AK. Joker was always on his grind.

I rate this album 4/5****.

Review: Maceo Parker – Funkoverload

Maceo Parker – Funkoverload is one of the lesser known beautiful abstract jazz-funk albums that has not gotten much recognition over the years. American jazz-funk saxophonist Maceo Parker brings in a blend of funk on this album from a bygone era of music. He even covers some Marvin Gaye songs on the album such as Inner City Blues and Let’s Get It On in an instrumental style of jazz-funk.

Maceo sings about how he is living life with all its ups and downs on Sing a Simple Song. The message of the song is, “You’re in trouble when you find it’s hard for you to smile. A simple song might make it better for a little while.”

Maceo is walking, walking in the street. He is also talking in his sleep. Time is passing by. He is growing older. Things are happening fast. All he has got to hold on to is a simple song at last. Maceo is living life with all its ups and downs. He is giving love and smiling at the frowns. You’re in trouble when you find it’s hard for you to smile. A simple song might make it better for a little while.

Maceo tells everyone the story of how an elephant stepped on his foot on the song Elephant’s Foot.

While chillin’ one day not knowing what to do. Maceo thought he’d get his friend and go to the zoo. They didn’t see an elephant or a cage because someone had put them all on the stage. There were lumps and bumps and all kinds of grind. You know those elephants wouldn’t stay in line.

Maceo said: “I know just what they need. Let’s teach them all to do the Waymon Reed.” Maceo and his friend practiced and practiced all day long to teach these elephants the elephant song. These elephants looked at Maceo and his friend with tight lips. They just kept on moving those big elephant hips. An elephant dancing is a thing to see.
And that’s when Maceo noticed the elephants were looking at him. He said, “Come on, elephants, come on, let’s go”
And that’s when one of them stepped on his toe.

Now Maceo likes to teach but he has his limits. Elephant dancing is a pretty good gimmick. It was getting late. It was about time to open the gate. People came in to see the show. Someone said, “Hey, look, there’s Maceo.” Maceo said, “Can I have your attention please? These elephants are about to dance you down to your knees.” They bumped and grind and swayed all day. Started thinking about after the show, hey. Maceo said, “Come on, it’s not time to eat. We got to get the crowd up off their feet. We got to keep going for a while yet. Gotta help the owner out of debt. Anyway, after this there’s another show.”

I rate this album 4/5****.

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Review: MC PEACE – A Day In The Life

MC PEACE – A Day In The Life is where conscious hip hop meet the sounds of spoken word poetry. This album was much different from your typical rap album from the 90s as this album had songs filled with positivity such as Respect Her and A Day In The Life. The album shows political consciousness and social awareness on songs such as Knight For The Cause and Equaliphobia. This album highlights the wisdom and knowledge MC PEACE raps about.

This album was recorded at Silver Sun Studios in Flint, Michigan in 1992. The album was released on cassette only in the year of 1992. Design and artwork was done in a grayscale format by Disc Makers.

MC PEACE – A Day In The Life is a long lost forgotten album from Flint rap and from the 90s that was overlooked by the likes of The Dayton Family, MC Breed, Top Authority, DFC, Jake The Flake, Bootleg, and Shoestring. Gangsta rap and pop rap were on the rise at the time leaving conscious hip hop to become overlooked.

(MC PEACE is actually from Detroit but lived in Flint for a while.)

Respect Her is about how men should respect women and treat them in the best way possible. This rap song was much different from the misogynistic gangsta rap songs of the 90s because this rap song is about how men should respect women. Respect Her is a breath of fresh air from the usual misogynist rap songs.

The song Respect Her can also be found on his full length debut album from 1993 called Whispers From The Ghetto.

Respect Her starts off with 80’s styled electric bass synths. A voice can be heard whispering in the background. The beat quickly picks up. MC Peace tells men to respect women and to treat them in the best way possible. By simply cashing for her and showing her love is a way to respect her.

However women sometimes rebel against men respecting them by putting up a challenge. Communication backed up by true understanding is the solution to a relationship that is so demanding. Remember, patience is a virtue. That will hurt you if you forget MC Peace’s advice.

Don’t disrespect her by talking to other females on the phone. She is your best friend as she has always been through thick and thin with you. Romantic evenings and soft music should be a way of life for the one who treats you right. Be her fire and whatever else her heart desires. She will go on to admire another man if you don’t pay attention to her.

Wisdom and knowledge are keys to a strong romance. Respect and love are virtues your should give a chance for.

The last part of this rap song is strictly for women only. Forgiveness is a quality you have to have when you accept apologies. Compromise is the way to end a broken heart. If your man is too far gone, then it’s time to make a fresh start. A sense of hope is something that will make you strive and thrive.

A Day In The Life is a song which MC PEACE raps about the social and political problems the world was facing back in the 90s. The song fit in well with the political climate of the 1990s. The song is still relevant especially in todays times.

Knight For The Cause is an upbeat rap song filled with political consciousness and social awareness. MC PEACE educates the public why they should be down for the cause. You have to ear your right to be a knight for the cause. He rallies for support throughout the song.

Equaliphobia deals with combating the issues of equality and xenophobia.

PEACE Made of Stone is a song which deals MC PEACE’s deadly escapade when walking home from work in the snow. The song also deals with workplace drama and the struggles of being employed. There are risks you take when you work for somebody. The boss and managers are the ones controlling the machine of your employment. MC PEACE tells his story on PEACE Made of Stone.

PEACE Made of Stone can also be found on his full length debut album from 1993 called Whispers From The Ghetto.

The story started once upon a time. It was 1 AM at night at his workplace. Everybody, except MC Peace and 3 other people, had already left work. They had just finished closing up. MC PEACE called someone over the phone to pick him up so he can go home. The manager fronted him. She asked him if was going to able to make it home. He tells the manager yes. On his way out the door is when he realized it was snowing. The blizzard had gotten worse.

Nobody was there to offer him a ride home. They were heartless. After an hour, MC PEACE realized he had more to walk. Temperature outside was -7ºF below. The right side of his face was frozen from the cold weather. A feeling of failure came over him. The though of heat motivated him to keep walking in the snow.

MC PEACE seems 3 people inside of parked Corvette. The Corvette begins to follow MC PEACE. The car passed of ahead and made a u-turn. In less than 3 seconds, the car is parked. One of the 3 people is right by his side. His heart continued to beat at a rapid pace. One of them put a gun up to his face. Out of the corner of his eye is where he sees two more cars coming. MC PEACE has no chance of running in the snow. Somebody hit MC PEACE hard but he did not feel the hit. He fell onto the ground.

He starts taking off his leather coat. They took all the money from his pockets. He would have been glad if all they took was his money. But instead they stayed around to beat him without a doubt. One of them hit his head with a blunt object. They left him with an empty bag of clothes of what he had on. MC PEACE woke up on a different street from where he was knocked unconscious. All he had on was slacks and a shirt.

He makes it home miraculously. His brother came to him and could not believe what he saw through the sight of his own eyes. His brother took him into the bathroom. MC PEACE stares into the mirror only to start crying because the pain is much clearer. There were cuts and bruises all over his face. He felt like a disgrace.

His brother calls up 2 of his friends to take MC PEACE to the hospital. The doctor told him he would be okay if rested for a day or two. The doctor gave him antibodies for his face. Whatever pain MC PEACE was feeling would soon be gone.

The message of this song is MC PEACE is made of stone and will heal quickly. That is if he seeks proper medical treatment.

I rate this album 4/5****!